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The Nutty Professor -


TAGS: peter singer eugenics nutty professor abortion infanticide b********* planned parenthoodprinceton liberals progressives leftists
Rating: 4.68/5

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HazelBrown - April 20, 2015, 11:40 am
A beast. What should be done with him?


Hildebeast & the New York Slimes -


TAGS: hillary clinton new york times slimes corruption influence peddler msm media water carrier lap dogs mouthpieces democrat cherrleaders progressive puppets
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:10 pm
If she had a papergirl, Hillary would have paid her less than the paperboy, like she did with her female staffers
PeteofSanJose - June 10, 2015, 11:34 am
No no no. She didnt donate to the NY Times. That was her subscription rate!! The paper boy/girl needed a livable wage, so Hill took it upon herself to provide it.


42 MONTHS - 1) The time required by the United States to mobilize from a Depression and defeat Nazi Germany. 2) The time an incompetent President has been unable to revive the economy.


TAGS: obamateur incompetent failure
Rating: 5/5

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SethMythrax - October 4, 2012, 5:57 am
The poster should read "help defeat Nazi Germany" seeing Germany was already on the defensive because of Russia. Sure America helped but they didnt do **** like the way they claim. It was Russia & GB that put in all the time. You did defeat Japan though.


BLAME - Blaming Bush for your incompetence will only work for so long. See you in 2012. Sincerely, the American people.




NAPOLITANO HAD OFFERED THEM "EMPTY WORDS" - What did they expect from an empty head?




The Hillary Quote That Should Be a Presidential Deal-Breaker -


TAGS: hillary clinton i was not thinking a lot quote servergate email scandal benghazi what difference does it make killary klinton hildabeast rotten incompetent unfit for command
Rating: 4.5/5

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Libertas - September 5, 2015, 7:59 pm
there will be a lot of people that won't be thinking a lot when they vote for her!


PETA Insanity -




END THE SENSELESS EXPLOITATION OF YOUNG WOMEN -




NBC Hypocrisy -




STATE OF THE UNION -




PUPPETS -




LIBERAL SOCK PUPPETS - tend to spam with repetitive politifakes and repetitive insults. Its all they know....




SOCK PUPPET - Yep, that's how George Soros looks at Barry!




LIBERAL LESSON #1 - How to be a good liberal: tow the party line, even when you don't know why.


TAGS: puppets r us
Rating: 3.67/5

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OKAY, WE MUST SECEDE - Any government that rejects a petition to allow me to punch Grover Norquist in the dick is just plain fucking Communist!




How To Deal With ISIS -




" HONESTLY GUYS HE KEEP TRYING TO BITE ME " - " Obama: I Ate Dog Meat, snake meat and roasted grasshopper. " Chapter Two of his bestseller Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.




DEMOCRAT PARTY STAGE PUPPETS -




DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT - Because where else will we arbitrarily draw the line? Pets, children, possessions? LOL




EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the Teleprompters




THIS GUY - Puts the "con" in neocon




FAST AND FURIOUS - The only "Fast and Furious" Holder claims to know is that opponents criticisms must be racially motivated.




CHEAP OIL - Now we know the real reason Obama went after his buddy Gadaffi- to destabilize oil prices. What someone will do to get re-elected. And they said Bush was the Oil puppet




GENITALIANS -




Climate Crusader DiCaprio -




CPOTUS - Chia-Pet-of-the-United-States.




PETA SUING ON BEHALF OF ORCAS - Claiming 13th Amendment violation- Orcas are slaves. Dummies- its "We the people" not "We the creatures". Next thing you know, it will be illegal to eat hamburgers or yogurt or to disinfect your bathroom




PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals


TAGS: peta
Rating: 3.81/5

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THE HANDCHURIAN PRESIDENT - George Soros's playtoy




BUREAUCRATIC REALITY CHECK -




"I'M THIS SMART" - The Measure of Sarah Palin's Political Experience




BEHIND EVERY GREAT PUPPET -




A PUPPET -


TAGS: puppet
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 9, 2012, 11:15 am
well, a puppet needs its strings. one of his, is his teleprompter, and he didnt have it.
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 10:52 am
A puppet would be able to say what you wanted it to during a debate...he couldn't even pull that off. You are being too kind to this joke of a man.


WHEN DID MITT ROMNEY BECOME PRESIDENT -




BABY BABY - Some politifakes are just as repetitive as a Bieber song!




play golf, watch the news, deny the scandals -




Obama wasn't told -




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HENRY POTTER AND GEORGE SOROS - The answer is upside down




captured "alleged" mastermind in Benghazi attacks -


TAGS: obama proving incompetent
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 22, 2014, 1:58 pm
No, the guy who made the video was arrested some time ago. I thought he was the mastermind.


History repeats -




OBAMA DOJ SUES NON-UNION ODFL - Becuse they fired a drunk truck driver. Apparently alcoholism is a handicap under the ADA. Can't make this crap up.




Conflicts- genocide- civil war -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Dr. Laurence J. Peter and Raymond Hull were right!




Off to a good start -




Another Roll Of The Dice -




President Stompy Feet -




SOCK PUPPETRY - Yeah, its a lot like that...




4th estate -




BRITISH PETROLEUM - They Know!




Thanks -




USHS & PETA - It is COMPLETELY lost on me personally how a person with a functioning brain, who loves and supports the well being of animals, will give money to any organization like USHS or PETA.......???????




"Political debate" -




WHO YOU GONNA CALL? - Cops gone bad, another reason to disarm the populus.




" HEZBOLLAH IN CUBA " - Another Obama first: Hezbollah operatives provide weapons & explosives training to Mexican drug cartels.




OBAMA'S ECONOMY - "Mission accomplished, Mr. Soros."




" OBAMA WILL RELEASE 30 MILLION BARRELS OF OIL FROM THE STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE " - The US uses around 18.5 million barrels a day.That's WOW TWO days worth!How Much cost refilling 30 Million Barrels?




" CAN'T HEAR YOU ! " - General Petraeus Testifies In Front Of Congress: Yeah, Obama Didn’t Listen To Our Recommendations On Afghanistan.




THE REAL OBAMA -




KILL THE RICH PUPPETS - Poor misguided OWS moonbats aren't smart enough to see the truth; its not about raising taxes on the rich; its about raising EVERYONE's Taxes!!!




HEARTBREAKING STORY - A story of how a community organizer came out of nowhere, with no experience to become the worst president of the U.S. ....ever!




GULF OIL SPILL DISASTER - Do You Really Believe That The Obama Administration's Deplorable Response To This Crisis and The Fact That Soros Owns Most Of Brazil Petroleum Is Coincidence?




KEN SALAZAR - Obama needed someone in a cowboy hat. Just like the Japanese Super heros on cable.




OBAMA - The self puppeteer




2012 - Time for the media to call it like we see it and do the right thing!




A FEW FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL - I can't even imagine Al working at a drive thru window, let alone the U.S. Senate.




I REMEMBER - When We First Met General Betrayus.




DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS - Can we agree that Bill O'Rielly sold his soul to the neocons and is unworthy of non biased commentary. Start our negotiations here




AMERICA - Paying for the corruptions of the past With the generations of the future




FOOD RIOTS AROUND THE WORLD - As world food prices have risen more than 25% recently, we have the idiots in DC to thank, who decided that corn ethanol was more important than food!




EXPERIENCE THIS - Obamas Growth and Change




APPEASEMENT - Bush had no problem deigning to this petrarchy.




FAIR & BALANCED - 1 hour of news (repeat 3 stories) 11 hours of commentary 12 hours of commercials




BLASPHEMY, GREED AND LIES ARE SINS. - god likes subtlety, but sometimes he must be loud, clear, and direct. lets hope the republicans can understand what he is trying to say. so he doesnt need to repeat himself.




ROMNEY CAMPAIGN - How come everytime I google it, I get a PIX, of Nicholas "CAGE" on top of a "VEHICLE"??




ROMNEY REALITY CHECK - QUESTION: Since Romney is running an incompetent campaign... ...why should we believe he'd be a competent President? (THE ANSWER: America is still waiting for one...)


TAGS: romney losing polls headwind incompetent
Rating: 2.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:09 pm
8.2% unemployment, record number of foodstamps, 16 trill in debt.. That's success if you're a stupid liberal... Take a point crank.. Here have a tissue too
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
Did you miss what an EPIC FAILURE he is? I'm sorry I'm talking to a 47% loser in the slow class.
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:53 pm
Groucho, considering who won the election, the 2008 Obama campaign was actually the opposite of an 'epic fail'. Say what you want about his presidency, the campaign was a success. You can thank 'Snow Snooki' for that. =)
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 6:46 pm
But then... bamster said he'd make a great president because "He" ran such a well organizied campaign.. Wow What an EPIC fail that turned out to be.
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 6:45 pm
Ron Paul ran a much better campaign don't you think, FOXNews?
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:42 pm
*thing*
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:42 pm
All this arguing about polls, and over-sampling certain demographics is silly, no offense. There's only one poll that matters in this whole thins, and that's the one in November.
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:40 pm
LOL @ HULK SMASH.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:28 pm
Being a candidate running for President is about delivering, not about TEA-partying, sending your $$$ on a vacation to Switzerland, insulting foreign leaders, running millions out of a job yearly,record outsourcing,record flip-flops,record gaffes,losing
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar, but that's never stopped me before, so...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
TRANSLATION: Worried that Romney is running the WORST CAMPAIGN EVER.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
Definition of SUCCESS: When a conservative radical goes out his way to insecurely and obsessively post on your poster, and he can't even do that right! X-D Thanx for confirming that you are possessed of your worst fears.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: Pissed off! Panic attack!! HEAD XPLODED!!! CAN'T STOP WRITING POSTS ABOUT THIS! ANGRY!!! *ROAR* HULK MADDDDDDD!!!!!! HULK SPAM POLITIFAKE PUNY LIBERAL!!! ARRRRGGGH!
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:14 pm
EPIC FAIL, man, EPIC FAIL. Libtards need a lesson in reality
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:13 pm
Being president is about delivering, not about partying, golfing, vacations, bowing to foreign leaders, running trillion dollar yearly deficits, record poverty, record unemployment, record debt....
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:12 pm
Romney's been leading Rasmussen polls since April with few exceptions...
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:11 pm
Oooohhhh... you missed the recent news that they oversampled Demmies to make the false messiah Obummer look good....
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:10 pm
Barry your false messiah has proven that running a 'good campaign based on FALSE HOPE can earn you the title WORST PRESIDENT EVER


DEATH STAR - We could've had economic job grown as well as freedom from Space Commies trying to get our guns. But not under Obama's watch!




REPUBLICAN INDECISION - They can't even agree with themselves.




REPUBLICAN HOUSE - Yeah, that pretty much explains it.


TAGS: republican incompetence
Rating: 2.14/5

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PapaFox - December 23, 2012, 6:12 pm
Thank you for confirming that you're incapable of making a rational comment.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 5:43 pm
And what topic might that be, Obama sycophant? That even though the Republicans are chasing their own tails, the Democrats (WHO WON, by the way) blame all of their failures on the party who is chasing it's own tail? Remind us again who won?
PapaFox - December 22, 2012, 3:40 pm
foxbozon, are you incapable of making a rational comment that addresses the topic at hand?
foxrecon19d - December 22, 2012, 2:47 pm
Remind us again who won? The only thing that needs to be said to Obama worshipping bigots like PapaFox every time they whine and snivel and blame Republicans for the failure of their great Obamassiah
PapaFox - December 22, 2012, 1:48 pm
I'm not so sure. IIRC, a recent survey showed most Americans would accept higher taxes to avoid cuts to things like social security and medicare.
simplegenius - December 22, 2012, 1:16 pm
yeah, maybe, but democrats bit the hand that feeds it (small businesses, corporations and taxpayers)


ECONOMIC STIMULUS -




PBS SAYS HI -




REPUBLICAN HATEMONGER - If you're Muslim, you're a terrorist.




REPUBLICANS - AKA TERRORISTS




The Sock Drawer -




"IT'S THE 'CANDIDATE', STUPID!" - A lot of money to pay for campaign. CHECK! Sluggish economy. CHECK! Unpopular government approval ratings. CHECK! Competent Candidate....FAIL! (Advantage OBAMA)


TAGS: romney losing headwind incompetent funny
Rating: 1.24/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 8:48 pm
Sorry we all thopught you paulbots were psych**ic... You prove it everyday.


THOUGHT TOMMY WAS A GRAMMY WINNER - by THE WHO




Moonbat Madness On Display -




Magic -


TAGS: putin trump puppet mueller 2018
Rating: 5/5

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smalltownhood - January 6, 2018, 2:22 am
Keep telling yourself that
smalltownhood - January 6, 2018, 2:21 am
I've never heard of any one that stupid...
GrouchoMarxists - January 6, 2018, 1:44 am
I’m not a liberal. I’m a Log Cabin Republican: http://www.logcabin.org
smalltownhood - January 6, 2018, 12:52 am
I thought you liberals loved communists.. What's your problem now?
GrouchoMarxists - January 5, 2018, 9:27 pm
If we could do it over again, my significant-other Googie and I would’ve voted for Hillary. He and I agree- anything to keep Trump out. It’s giving Putin a practical run of the country. Just not worth it, dude.
smalltownhood - January 5, 2018, 6:40 pm
That's cute...


Anti-hunting Liberal Nutjobs -




TRUTH -




Hillary Aides Corral Journalists With Rope Lines -




Carpetbagger Mad Maxine! -




Obama and Milwaukee -




Stupid Things Liberals Say -


TAGS: stupid things liberals say janeane garofalo lgbt intolerant leftists flag burning democrat progressive puppet hack
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - July 25, 2015, 10:45 pm
if she hates it so much- she should go live somewhere else, but then she could not make as much money to be able to "bite the hand that feeds her". Just as hypocritical as Michael Moore


Chuckie Schumer -




Did You Know? -




Hillary's Leg-Humping Media Lapdogs -




Little Debbie's Absurd Hypocrisy -




Anthropomorphizing Animals -




New York Times Hypocritical Hack -




Out To Lunch -




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